This Week's Hottest Distro🄯 - Gentoo

Here we are with our Distribution Correspondant, RiderExMachina. Now Rider, a lot of people are wanting to come to Linux and they want a nice looking, easy to use distro to get them away from Apple or Microsoft. What do you have that could help these people have an easier time coming over?

Yesyesyesyesyes, if you’re looking for an easy way to get into Linux, look no further. This week’s hottest distro is GENTOO! Named after the crossover of a ship horn and a bird that’s always giving you the cold shoulder, Gentoo will make any user feel welcome.

It’s got everything: the choice between OpenRC and SystemD, compile flags that make you question your sanity, and JLI.

Um, what’s JLI?

Jesus Length Installations, as in “And on the third day it compiled.” And afterwards you’ll want to yell “It is finished!”.

…I see. Well that’s all the time we have this week; Rider, everybody!

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Three days?! Only? You’re my hero :wink:

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Can we have some more of this, please?

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Sounds like the hottest distro is literal… meaning it will leave your CPUs running the hottest, while it compiles everything!

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Come back next week! You’ll get three for the price of one!

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Jesus Length Installations - classic!

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Bwah hah hahh… :slightly_smiling_face:

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