Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome back our Distro Correspondent, Rider!
Last time you were here, you told us to try Ubuntu. And I did and I have to say that I think that’s the best Linux you’ve shown off yet.
You’re welcome. So what do you have for this time?
Well do I have a distro for you. This week’s hottest distro is FEH-dora. Driving down Route 66 on its way to Raleigh, North Carolina, this distro will totally make you want to smack a hedgehog.
What does that even mean?
It means you’ll want to smack a hedgehog.
I’ve never really wanted to do that, and I don’t think I’ll ever have the urge to do that.
Yeah, well this distro will. Anyway this distro has everything: free software, Free software, and LUKS.
LUKS? Like the encryption?
No, as in Linus (Torvalds’) Underground Karaoke Night, SUCKAS! The “Night” is silent. And don’t forget to show up on Tuesdays where Tux tips the logo and says “M’Linux.”
I see. Well, Rider, everyone!