My name is Rampantpanda and I am a distrohopper.
If I have a working install, I need to tweak it until it breaks and if it doesn’t, I wonder if I should really use plasma instead? And after that, MATE because it’s green.
Then I installed Children Of A Dead Earth.
Now all my tinkering needs are met by missile guidance systems and optimizing rocket thrust. My linux installs are safe and stable, free from the nervous tweaking by my idle hands.